Customer: Why doesn’t your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn’t want to make you sick before the food does.
After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the manager several times, but nothing happened. Finally her husband reached the manager and, noting the seriousness of the problem, said, ” My wife is afraid
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes three years running. 8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. 7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. 6. Somehow he/she gets
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very
Customer: Why doesn’t this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, “Everything ok with your car now?” The blonde replies, “Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he