Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license,
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, “Who here has ever seen a ghost?” Most of the hands go up. “And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?” About half the hands stay up.”OK, now how many of you have
Customer: Why don’t you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don’t want to compound the felony.
The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. “Have you ever been x-rayed?”, asked the doctor. “Nope,” she replied, “But ah’ve been ultra-violated.”
A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady’s 78-year old daughter (who wasn’t blonde any longer, but just had to
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them. 6. The numeric keypad
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked