Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over. After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found
Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn’t have time to finish it.
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, “Wow! I can’t believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!”
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times.One says to the other, “Darling, do you remember the minuet?”The other replies, “Sweetheart, I can’t even remember the ones I screwed!”
Customer: Why don’t you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.