Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.
Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, “Hmmm, this person looks familiar.” The second blonde says, “Here, let me see!” So the first Blonde hands her the
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, “So, tell me, how was it?””Oh, it was beautiful,”
Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on “Science & Nature.” Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” She thought for a time and then asked, “Is