The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.A creative fellow, he went out and collected from his buddies all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together
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A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.”The little
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says “put your dick in here, we’ll do what your wife does for you”. Sothe guy puts his dick in there, and they sew a button on it.
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.Q: Officer, who provided this description? A:
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says “you’re kidding..”Girl says “no! I don’t know! Whats a failic symbol???”Doctor pulls his pants and underwear down and says “You see? This is afailic symbol!”Girl says “Oh! Its just like a penis, only smaller”
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, “Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?”The guy says, “Buddy, I’m six feet, 210 pounds, an’ ma name’s Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there’s Bubba. He’s 225