Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, “Where?”
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and tried each one in turn every time i got a shag. My girlfriend likes to lick each one before i insert it in her, just to see what flavour i was wearing.The
Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it’s blown my steak off the plate three times.
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.” Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers. “Oh honey”, said the young nymph, “Does that mean we’re going to do it three times?” “No”, said the old man, “It means you