This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, “Driver, I don’t have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?” The driver said, “Sure.” He got out of the car and proceeded to change the
Diner: What’s wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don’t ask me. I only laid the table.
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. “What kind of pads should I get?” she says. “This is all new to me.” “Well,” says the
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It’s just an optical illusion. It’s just that the restaurant has been enlarged.