Patron: Didn’t you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that’s why they are the late heads of Europe.
Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, “I wonder whether she’s a natural blonde or a bleached blonde.” Her friend said, “She’s a suicide blonde.” The other said, “Suicide blonde? What’s that?” The friend said, “Dyed by her own
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by hernext husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, “At least they’refinally together.”A guy sitting in
Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !