Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn’t last week.
A blonde’s house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, “Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!” Someone else yells, “Call 911!” The blonde yells back, “What’s the number?”
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!””Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks. “Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day”, he answers back.”That’s not so much”, says the
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o’clock race – so I backed the seventh. Did it win?
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, “I’ve got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you