Q: What’s black, white and read all over? A: A newspaper.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting me.”He says, “That’s not my ring…It’s my wristwatch.”
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.
A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we don”t sell to blondes.” The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we don”t sell to blondes.”
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo” Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy,” Priscilla responded. “He did. That’s why I have to take every precaution.”