Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife’s cooking.
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.” Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!””Oh yeah?” said Little Johnny, “My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!””Really?”Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, ‘Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!’”
Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.