One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought “Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!” So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to write
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her
Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can’t decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
So the bus driver said to the string, “Are you a string?” and the string said, “No, I’m afraid not”. (A frayed knot).
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry thats
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo mama so dark she
Waiter: I’m sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?