Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiters eye
Q. What’s te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead, but there’s something growing in the refrigerator.
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, “Cruise Special — $99!”. She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, “I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.” The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Waiter: Why didn’t you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I’m a short order cook.
Q: Why couldn’t the animals on Noah’s Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!