A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody’s there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG ! So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief’s description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and face the victim for an I.D. The suspect dutifully eyed the victim, and blurted, “Yeah, that’s the woman I
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. “But,” said the duffer, “since you’re obviouslymuch better than I, to even it a bit you have to spot me two’gotchas’.”The golf pro didn’t know what a ‘gotcha’ was, but he went
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, arrogant little man who ran a small business that he had started from scratch.”I need someone with an accounting degree,” the man said. “But mainly, I’m
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?””Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk.”That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”With expectation and anticipation written all over
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started to scream for help.A local fisherman ran up. The man gasped, “My wife is drowning and I can’t swim. Please save her. I”ll give you a
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,”cor! I’ve just had my first blow-job and it was great! — I’ll have alarge whiskey please, barman.” The man takes his whiskey and downs it. “Same again?” asks the