A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. ”Yes.”
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS YOUR DAUGHTER SEXUALLY ACTIVE?”THE REDNECK SAYS,”NAW, SHE JUST LAYS THERE LIKE HER MOTHER.Sent by BOBBY
Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn’t come back from the photo store? A. “Some day my prints will come!”
Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.” Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you ever get to feeling horny?””Yes,”her friend replied. “What do you do about it?””I usually suck on a Lifesaver.”After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, “Well, what beach do you go to?”