Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?””Yes,” she replied in a loud voice, “I’m the receptionist at the V.D. clinic.”
Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?The Swallow. Sent by Denise
Waiter, Waiter there’s a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !
Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.