Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don’t seem to care what they eat do they sir !
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn’t find the 10 key.
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. one hand and a Clapper. green hair and thinks she’s a tree. one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying. 10 fingers–all
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Waiter, there’s a fly in my custard ! I’ll fetch him a spoon sir !
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” “What on earth