it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day…Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo…can i stick my finger in your belly-button?billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>…now its 11:00 at the police station…billy-bob: hey billi-jo…can i stick my finger in your belly-button?billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>…now its
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount.”
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That’s not a worm sir, it’s your sausage ?
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !