A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, “Could you read my palm?” He shows his hand to her, and she says, “But…I can’t read your hand.” “Why?” the man asks. “I don’t understand your handwriting,” the woman replies.
Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn’t figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after sex: “Next!”Redhead after sex: “Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.”
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
Martin asked David, “In which state does the Ohio River run?” David answered with cool, “In the liquid state.”
One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back