A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking woman is driving and smells liquor on her breath. He says, “I’m going to have to give you the breathalyzer test to determine if you are
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !
A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, “how much did you pay for that?” “I paid through the nose!” he replied
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS.
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !