Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ! Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks
A brunette walks into a bar and says, “Gimme an M L.” The bartender says, “What’s an M L?” The brunette says, “A Miller Light.” Another brunette walks in and says, “Gimme a B L” The bartender says, “What’s a B L?” She says, “Bud Light.” A dumb blonde walks
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.