Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !
Q: Where do people who say “shoot” and “darn” go to? A: Heck
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. “Here we go again.”
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available. Madam, “On the first floor, we have the ex-models… they are all slinky and sexy… On the second floor, we have our
Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?