Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I’ll get the fly spray !
Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? “Genius has its limits.”
Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives ’em something to do on Saturday night!
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess. The first kid said “Uh, 14? “No,” the teacher said. The second kid said “3.8” “Not quite” the teacher said. Finally the third kid said “That’s easy, 4”
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the hookers said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell cock inthe air.”The other hooker looked at her and said, “No, I just burped.”
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I’m sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit