Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side,” the other blonde yells back.
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said the sales clerk. “It’s $285 perounce.””Listen,” the man shot back, “for $285 an ounce, I don’t wantsomething called ‘Perhaps’; I want something called…”You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass You’ll Get Some !!”
Waiter, I can’t eat this meat, it’s crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their penis’ in a snow bank.Sister Margaret sticks her head out the window and says, “Boys! Boys!Whatever are you doing… you’re going to catch pneumonia. Put your penis’ away.”The tallest altar boy turns