Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?” “Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?” replied by his mother The young boy answered ” The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone, and he said that
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don’t worry sir I’ll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !
Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to fuck in the mud…