Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex.”It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. “My God Henry”, she screams, “I know you’ve had other woman but this time you’ve gone too far!” “You may be right” he says, “I think I’m stuck.”
Waiter, what’s this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It’s the band, sir, they are playing his tune !
Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas arranged soon, I’m going to spill my paint!”
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he’s in here every night !