One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife.” Joe responds “The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday.”
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don’t worry sir there isn’t enough there to drown him !
Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WOULD HAVE SEEN IT??
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest “Will I really sink if you take your finger out?”
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it’s a piece of dirt that looks like one !
Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania