A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins. The horse doesn’t stop and the blonde is still being dragged upside down. She
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
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Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn’t matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.