Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on a desert with. The first one opted for Cindy Crawford. The next one chose Pamela Anderson. The third man chose Virginia Pipeline. “Never heard of her.” his companions protested. “Who is she?” “Why she’s just the
CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
Q: Why don’t you wear snow boots? A: Because they’ll melt.
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and Idaho blows.
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl which he did not know. The old man began to put on his condom when the young girl asked him why is he putting one on. She said “you don’t have to worry about getting me
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.