Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn’t have the guts too
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and
Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir. It’s the iceberg lettuce that does it.
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas? A1: They can’t find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.