This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll hislustful desires rise to a fever pitch.He is just about to put the hard word on her when she says, “I hope you don’tmind
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlantic Office. The line wasn’t clearly formed, and there was an old man with a cane nearby me.I wasn’t really sure who was next and when we got to
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help me ‘raise my mast’?””No thanks,” she said sweetly. “I heard about you from your ex and she included a ‘small craft’ warning.”
Q) What’s worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.Don’t listen to critics – do what must be done.Build on high ground.For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.Two heads are better than one.Speed isn’t always an
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, “Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?”She said, “Do you like sex?”I said, “Of course I like sex.”She said, “Do you like to travel?”I said, “Yeah, I love to travel.”She said, “Then fuck
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a woman from the back of the theater yelled out, “Hey, how’d you do that?””I could tell you, madam”, the magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.”After