Fred: I’m sure I’m right. Betty: You’re as right as rain – all wet!
Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot. ‘Don’t waste your time,’ Pat hollered. ‘The rifle is not loaded.’ ‘I can’t wait,’ Mike shouted back. ‘The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!’
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed “I can’t break this! I need exact change.””Come on buddy.” Jack pleaded, “Can’t you give me a break, just this once?””Nope. Sorry. Exact change!” Answered the
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said. “You must park your cars on the odd
A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise.”You’re extinct,” he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing.”What was that you said?” The hunter shouted at the top of his voice.”You are extinct.” The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. “So would