Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, “So this is England. What’s it like?” The other snarls, “Well, if you like the weather, you’ll love the food.”
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you help me when you get home?” “Sure,” he replies. “What’s the problem?” “Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can’t even find the edge pieces.” “Look on the box,” he said. “There’s always a
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts….man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off….boy who lay girl on hill, not on level….man who lose key to girlfriend apartment, get no new-key!…he who finger girl during period, get caught
There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, “It looks like a storm is coming.” “No it isn’t,” said his wife. “Besides, how would you know?” “Because,” he responded, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, ‘We’ve been hunting all day. We’ve shot at five deer – and not hit one!’ ‘OK. Let’s miss two more and then head back to camp,’ said Bob.
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It’s a long story but one that will have you laughing out LOUD!!Overview: I had to take my son’s hamster to the vet. Here’s what happened:Just after dinner one night,