THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scubatanks on his back, flippers,
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring.”Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don’t you try playing doctor for an hour?””Sounds great,” Steve replied, “but how do you make it last for an hour?” “Hell, just keep her in the
A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?” The 60
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions.”Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked.””The same as the short ones, honey.”