A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says He: “I’m sorry honey but I’m up to my neck in work today”Says She: “But I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you dear.”Says He: “OK darling, but since I’ve got no time
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. “don’t worry, ya ,” he said. “I’ll pack
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji’s coach was jerking heavily. This made him not
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive her application.As the executive begins to scan her resume, he notices that she has been fired from every job she’s ever held.”I must say,” says the executive, “your work history
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc says, “Look, I don’t know what kind of cult you’re into orwhat your motives are, but I’m not going to do that sort of operation.” Fred: “Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I’m a
Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home.’ Ghost: Why don’t you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there.”Please,” protested the college President, “you already make more than the entire History department.””Yeah, maybe so, but you don’t know what I have to put up with,” the coach blustered. “Look.”He went out into