Nate: “Hey, what’s the weather like out there?” Kate: “I don’t know. I’ll tell you when it clears.”
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant’s weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale,
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How was work, dear?” his wife asks.”Listen! I don’t want to talk about work!” he shouts.”Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?” she asks sweetly.”Listen!” he shouts again. “I’m not
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How do you plead?” asked the judge.”Guilty or not guilty.””Not guilty,” replied the man.”On what grounds?” queried the judge.”I didn’t think she was dead….I thought she was an American.”
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.Between the ages of 21 – 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.