How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.
Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to speak to
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, “Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!” Her friend said, “O.K. then, what’s the capital of France?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s so easy! F.”
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now. Daughter: I just don’t know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it’s just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it’s going to rain. If not, it already is.
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, ”Nein! Nein!” So two guys walk away.