Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.A year passes, and only three people show up:
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go between periods and you are expected to come.
It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, “If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you.” After about three
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ”I don’t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. S$$T HAPPENS!.Accept than some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.The best vitamin for making friends: B1.If you can’t be the tablecloth, don’t be