Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand.”
In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air
Fred: Do you think I’m a fool? Harry: No. But what’s my opinion against thousands of others?
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been.”Sidney thought of everything,” she told them. “Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. ‘Tillie,’ he told me, ‘I
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I want to put her on the pill.”The Doctor says “Why?!? Is she sexually active?”The guy says “Nah, she just lies there like her mother.”Sent by soh
A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly. The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party