It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does notimpair the athlete’s performance. In fact, men have knownand displayed this for centuries. After sex, they glanceat their watches and say, “Oops, gotta run!”
Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.
Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Love ’em or hate ’em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks like to call them are fun. Try ’em on your friends and relatives, but keep a straight face when you tell them and be preapared for GROANS… then you’ll see why they are called so… enjoy
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can’t hear the stereo
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell
How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.