I can’t understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom. When the guy walks in the
How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze
Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name: ________________________________________(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).1. What language is spoken in Germany?2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions – OR – Give the FIRST