A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said, ‘I will grant you three wishes.’ The man’s first wish was to get out of the pit. **POOF** He was instantly transported out. He then wished for
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment, and if I don’t park here I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.”Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note:”I’ve circled
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island.Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamedof what she was doing.Two weeks after that the two men buried
I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: ‘Come on in. They’re bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!’ Later I learned he was talking about the payments.
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. “”Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. .. .””The toilet seat is cracked: where do I
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s broken leg.”Well, doc, 25 years ago …””Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.””Like I was saying…25 years ago, when I first started working on thefarm, that night, right after I’d
A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he