A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On
How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It’s cloged up with paper plates.
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find humor in other people’s stupidity.You want to slap the next person who says “Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free.”You believe chocolate is a food group.You can tell if it’s a
Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity.(Source: Outside Magazine)Grand Canyon National Park…Was this man-made?Do you light it up at night?I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom —
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am I doing?” He asks.”Three knots,” she replies.”Three knots? What’s that mean?””You’re not hard, you’re not in,and you’re not getting your money back.”