Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,”How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”And his lovely wife replies, “I
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmotherand comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”Horrified, Katie
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.””Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.””No, mother,” you don’t understand.”I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me
Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick.
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the
Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn’t remember if he used to be forgetful.