A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, “I am a hurricane induced tornado”.
Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.They took their habits off, tied them together to make a rope, and climbed out the window.After they were safely on the ground and out of the building, a news reporter came over to one
My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.
Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner.The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach.Locking his steely grey eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her,his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with
A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, “It’s worse than I thought. It’s broken on both sides.”