Q: Where do you look for blonde’s obituaries? A: Under “Home Improvements.”
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn’t need him anymore.One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed.The scientist says to
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry.”Is that your husband?” he inquired nervously.”No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.”Your
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called “Humidity” so that fans in Florida will be able to say, “It’s not the Heat that’s so bad, it’s the Humidity.”
I don’t know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one green suit he will give him a job.Another employee points out to owner that they have had that suit on the rack for