A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?” she asks. He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’sreally taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime, she asks if he would like
An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. “And what shall I do with the earth, sir?” asked the laborer. “Don’t be daft, man,” he replied. “Just dig another hole and bury it.”
Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. And, I never yet
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The boy’s in a bad mood,and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks alittle further and kicks a cow. Once inside, hismother says, “I saw what you did, young man! Forkicking the pig
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared. Being a good
My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.