An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!
Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn’t know where to buy Left Guard!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter. Let’s begin. A”All the children raise their hands, but little Johnny was almost coming out of his seat trying to get picked.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out whatthe letters stood for… It is about time you became informed!{A} – Almost Boobs…{B} – Barely there.{C} – Can’t Complain!{D} –
A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, “Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?” And Harry replied, “I’m taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth.”
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said, “I’d love to be ten again.”On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the