Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”The clerk asked, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck.He returned shortly and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-four.””All
Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?
Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, “If one more person confesses to adultery, I’ll quit!”Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: “fallen.”From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had “fallen.”This satisfied
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica, I just don’t know what to do,” Gloria said to her friend at work. “That good-looking Alex in accounting asked me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?””Oh, my God!” her friend exclaimed.
Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9