Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She’s the one on her bike.
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me?I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”The woman below replied,
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.” “Social Security sex?” “Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”
Teacher: That’s the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That’s my son. Teacher: Oh! I’m so sorry. Mother: You’re sorry?
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.I’m here To fulfill your fondest wishesNow that your husband sleeps with the fishes.Lie down with me — it’s my final offa,Or you’ll be lying wit’ Jimmy Hoffa.I picked up this card from a slim
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Tent